BEWARE OF THE ROCKAWAY BANDITS!!! NO JOKING!!!
EVERYONE IS GETTING THERE BAGS, KEYS, WAX, SURFRACKS, CARS, ETC..... STOLEN. THESE LITTLE FUCKERS ARE SNATCHING EVERYTHING THEY CAN GET THEIR THIEVING HANDS ON. IT'S A CREW OF 10 LITTLE BROTHERS OF COLOR, 14-18 YEARS OLD.
THE NEWEST TRICK THEY ARE PULLING IS TO STEAL YOUR KEYS WHEN YOU STASH EM AND THEN THEY ROB YOUR CAR. OR WHEN STEALING YOUR BAG THEY TAKE OUT THE KEYS, ONE RUNS OFF WITH THE KEYS WHILE THE OTHERS RUN OFF THE OTHER WAY WITH YOUR BAG, MAKING SURE YOU SEE THEM WITH YOUR BAG. WHILE YOU CHASE THE BAG BANDITS THE OTHER ROBS YOUR CAR. HAPPENED TWICE LAST WEEK.
THEY THOUGHT THEY GOT AWAY WITH MY BAG THE OTHER DAY, 10 OF THEM, MY HOMEY THOMAS SPOTTED THEM, GOOD LOOKIN OUT THOMAS. I GOT OUTA THE WATER, CHASED THEM 10 BLOCKS THROUGH THE HOOD, IN MY WETSUIT, BOOTS AND GLOVES, CREEPED UP AND CAUGHT THE LITTLE FUCKERS, CRACKED THE ALPHA FUCKER IN THE HEAD , DEMANDED MY KEYS BACK, GOT EM, GOT OUTTA THERE, BEFORE I GOT MY ASS KICKED BY 10 14 YEAR OLDS. THEY MAY BE 14 BUT 10 AGAINST 1 IS STILL 10 AGAINST 1.
I AM PROPOSING THAT WE FIX THIS PROBLEM AND ALL CARRY THE FOLLOWING:
1) CAN OF MACE 2) A GALLON OF BLUE PAINT(OR YOUR FAVORITE COLOR) 3) A VIDEO CAMERA.
BRING IT ALL TO THE SHORE. SET A BAIT BAG, WAIT FOR THESE FUCKERS TO STEAL IT, RUN UP ON EM, MACE EM, DOUSE EM ALL WITH BLUE PAINT. VIGILANTE STYLE!!!. WE'LL HAVE LITTLE BLUE FUCKERS CRYING ON THE SHORE, SAFETY ON THE BEACH AND SOME HELLA FUNNY VIDEOS TO SHARE. LOOK OUT FOR MINE SOON!!!
ROCKAWAY BANDITOS 03/31/09
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3 comments:
Is the picture above the people you suspect of the bag rip offs?
the guys with the hash stole your bag?!?!
My boy got his snatched on the 29th. Bogus!
I like your style. I had to do that once in brasil when this little shit snatched my wife's camera. I got him, but I couldn't hit him cuz he was so messed up from huffing gas or glue or something that I felt some sympathy.
oh yea i like your idea too. I don't make it around those parts too much but I'd love to see that go down.
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