04/29/2008 WEAR SUNBLOCK DUMB-ASS

IF YOU ARE WHITE AND ARE SURFING IN THE CARRIBEAN WEAR SUNBLOCK!!!!!!!!!

THIS WAS THE MOST PAINFUL EXPERIENCE I HAVE EVER HAD. EVER.

FOR 4 HOURS SOLID IT FELT LIKE SOMEONE WAS PRESSING HOT COALS INTO MY BACK. SHEER EXCRUTIATING PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU ARE WONDERING HOW IN THE HELL THIS HAPPENED????? DISSECTION OF THE VARIOUS LAYERS OF BURN BELOW.

04/24/2008 CHICKS DIG SCARS

SURFING IN PUERTO RICO. CAUGHT A RUNAWAY LONGBOARD TO THE SKULL. LOTS OF BLOOD AND A LITTLE FREAKY SEEING MY HEAD SPLIT OPEN. DROVE MYSELF TO THE HOSPITAL, AN HOUR AND 9 STITCHES LATER I WAS GOOD AS NEW. IT'S COOL, CHICKS DIG SCARS.