02/06/09 WHEN YOU HAVE A FREIND IN PRISON

WHEN YOU HAVE A FRIEND IN PRISON SOMETIMES STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN LIKE...... YOU GET A CALL, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON, FROM A GUY NAMED RICKY, IN A KENTUCKY PRISON, ON A CELL PHONE. RICKY IS AN INMATE OF THAT PRISON AND SHOULDN'T HAVE A CELL PHONE. RICKY BLUNTLY TELLS YOU HE WANTS YOU TO SEND HIS "OLD LADY" ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS. YOU DON'T KNOW RICKY AND WHEN YOU CONFUSEDLY ASK: WHAT? HUH? WHY? WHO ARE YOU? RICKY TELLS YOU THAT YOUR FRIEND BOUGHT THREE PLUGS OF TOBACCO FROM HIM A COUPLE MONTHS BACK AND STILL OWES HIM FOR IT.

LETS STOP HERE SO I CAN LET YOU KNOW WHAT A "PLUG" OF TOBACCO IS: A PLUG OF TOBACCO IS JUST THAT, A PLUG, LIKE A BUTT PLUG, LIKE YOU MIGHT USE TO STICK UP YOUR BUTT, IF YOUR INTO THAT SORTA THING. ONLY THIS PLUG IS FILLED WITH TOBACCO ON THE INSIDE. INMATES ON ROAD CLEAN-UP HAVE THESE PLUGS DROPPED OFF, BY THEIR "OLD LADY" I ASSUME, AT THE LOCATION WHERE THEY WILL BE CLEANING UP THAT DAY. THE INMATE THEN DISCREETLY STICKS THE PLUG UP THEIR BUTT SO THEY CAN HIDE IT FROM THE GAURDS WATCHING OVER THEM. THE INMATE THEN PULLS THE PLUG,OR PLUGS, OUT OF THEIR BUTT, WHEN THEY ARE SAFELY BACK IN PRISON AND SELLS THE TOBACCO INSIDE THE PLUG TO OTHER INMATES,LIKE MY FRIEND, FOR A LOT OF MONEY.

SO MY FREIND BOUGHT THREE OF THESE PLUGS, FROM RICKY. RICKY TELLS YOU THAT YOUR FRIEND'S "OLD LADY" CHRISTY WAS SUPPOSED TO SEND THE MONEY TO RICKY'S "OLD LADY" NIKKI. CHRISTY, YOUR FRIENDS "OLD LADY", DIDN'T SEND THE MONEY SO YOUR FREIND ASKED RICKY, WHO'S ON A CELL PHONE IN PRISON, WHO KEEPS BREAKING UP BECAUSE HE'S MOVING AROUND "TRYING TO HIDE FROM THESE THESE C.O'S" TO CALL YOU AND ASK YOU TO SEND THE MONEY.

YOU AGREE. YOU TELL RICKY THAT YOU'LL SEND THE MONEY TO HIS OLD LADY NIKKI. YOU ALSO TELL RICKY TO TELL YOUR FRIEND TO "STOP HUSTLIN, THAT HE'S A FUCKER, AND THAT YOU LOVE HIM." YOU TELL RICKY "LATER"...RICKY SAYS "THANKS". YOU GO TO THE POST OFFICE AND WAIT IN LINE TO BUY A MONEY ORDER, AN ENVELOPE, AND A STAMP. THE END